Recap Everything

Is Andrew and Spencer’s strip history quiz the best PLL...

Tue, 26 Feb 2013 12:21:39 -0500

Is Andrew and Spencer’s strip history quiz the best PLL moment or the most ridiculous PLL moment or both??? I cannot decide.

Oh poor, poor Wesley Fitzgerald. It must be so difficult to come...

Mon, 18 Feb 2013 13:27:11 -0500

Oh poor, poor Wesley Fitzgerald. It must be so difficult to come from such a wealthy family where his mother provides him with everything that he could ever dream of! Who will rescue him from his wretched existence? ;__;

Andrew looks like some kind of math tutor crafted by my perverse...

Thu, 17 Jan 2013 02:24:53 -0500

Andrew looks like some kind of math tutor crafted by my perverse fantasies. I want him to do naughty things to me on top of an algebra textbook.

“Oh look, a clue! Oh wait, that’s just Maya’s...

Sat, 15 Sep 2012 09:18:26 -0400

“Oh look, a clue! Oh wait, that’s just Maya’s nostril. Never mind.”

Hanna’s detective skills need some work.

Is it awkward for a girl to have an identical matching hairstyle...

Fri, 07 Sep 2012 04:41:49 -0400

Is it awkward for a girl to have an identical matching hairstyle as her boyfriend? Discuss here.

My love letter to Ezra’s mom in full.

Sun, 12 Aug 2012 16:00:00 -0400

My love letter to Ezra’s mom in full.

Meet the best GENDER FLIP verson of the Pretty Little Liars...

Mon, 23 Jul 2012 07:59:00 -0400

Meet the best GENDER FLIP verson of the Pretty Little Liars ever! The resemblance is uncanny and I’d totally watch a spin-off featuring these guys.

Sat, 16 Jun 2012 20:09:00 -0400

Do you guys get the feeling that Ezra just doesn’t care...

Thu, 14 Jun 2012 01:03:00 -0400

Do you guys get the feeling that Ezra just doesn’t care about getting caught with Aria anymore? Hey buddy, you’re like standing five feet away from the nearest jail cell. Maybe you can hold off on linking arms with your jailbait girlfriend/former student until you’re away from the danger zone? Just a thought.

Juliet’s rape scandal, which has since taken more twists...

Fri, 13 Apr 2012 13:13:00 -0400

Juliet’s rape scandal, which has since taken more twists and turns than a drunk driver. As the ridiculously complex plot unfolded, my reaction went from ICK to OMG to WTF to eventually LOL. It was so stoopid and so genius at the same time.

Let’s try to recap the proceedings, one crazy shenanigans at a time:

1.) OMG TWIST! Surveillance footage reveals that Juliet was the one who initiated the sexual advances on her teacher, so maybe he didn’t rape her after all?

2.) BUT OMG TWIST! Another student, Tessa, suddenly confesses that Mr. Carpenter raped her too. So maybe Juliet was a victim after all?

3.) BUT OMG TWIST! Right before the trial, Tessa goes like “LOL I’M JUST PLAYING Y’ALL~” because she made up a fake testimony just to get back at Juliet for being such a rich bitch. Mr. C was later acquitted of his charges.

4.) BUT OMG TWIST! It turns out the only thing that got raped was Andrew’s bank account, because Juliet, Tessa & their teacher were all in cahoots together! They’re gonna split the ten million dollars that they swindled from his defamation lawsuit. Juliet got back her trust fund, yay!

5.) BUT OMG TWIST! After getting her share of the money, Tessa is brutally attacked and robbed in her own house. Maybe she should have reconsidered hiding the money underneath her mattress? Yeah, the bitch was literally lying on top of a three million dollar bed! *lol*

6.) BUT OMG TWIST! Juliet thought Mr. Carpenter placed the hit, but it was actually her own mother! Catherine was a hidden accomplice all along, helping her bb gurl to craft this rape story that would make mama proud.

7.) BUT OMG TWIST! Not only was Catherine manipulating her daughter, but she also hooked up with Mr. Carpenter on the side. She was the puppetmaster pulling the strings all along!

8.) BUT OMG TWIST! Juliet grows a guilty conscience and threatens to expose the whole truth. Mr. C freaks out and plans to go on the run with his lover Catherine.

9.) BUT OMG TWIST! Catherine basically played Carpenter like a fool and stole all his money, leaving nothing behind except a note that reads: “P.S. YOU’RE AN IDIOT BUT THANKS FOR PLAYING~”

10.) BUT OMG TWIST! Andrew finds out about the scandal, convinces Catherine to purchase some useless piece of land for ten million dollars, and manages to get back everything he lost in the lawsuit. This story has come a full circle, baby!

ARIA MONTGOMERY IS FLYING A PLANE, OH FUCK YEAH.

Fri, 13 Apr 2012 05:11:00 -0400

ARIA MONTGOMERY IS FLYING A PLANE, OH FUCK YEAH.

They need to STOP SPINNING THE CAMERA every time Ezra and Aria...

Wed, 04 Apr 2012 21:04:00 -0400

They need to STOP SPINNING THE CAMERA every time Ezra and Aria share an on-screen kiss. I’m not sure if the director thought rotating the camera would make these romantic scenes seem more visually appealing or something, but it needs to stop. These two are already nauseating enough to watch without a damn hover cam circling them like a fucking orbit!

The return of Psycho Paige

Fri, 24 Feb 2012 07:48:00 -0500

*confetti*

I love Paige McCullen. I seriously love everything about her. I love that she tried to kill Emily in the swimming pool. I love that she eventually came out and became Emily’s secret lover. I love that she used Hanna’s boyfriend of all people as a beard. And I love that she has a different hairstyle for each of her wild mood swings.

I love this bitch.

"Stereo Hearts" on Glee is...

Sun, 19 Feb 2012 23:01:00 -0500

one big hot autotuned mess

and it got worse when Sam started “rapping”

and even the token black extra is like *shaking his head* and *feeling so embarrassed* for all of you.

The necklace… the blocked text… the fact that she...

Thu, 16 Feb 2012 21:59:00 -0500

The necklace… the blocked text… the fact that she gets away with the least amount of emotional torment… It all makes sense now. ARIA IS A!!! o_o

I am shipping Holden and Mike Montgomery so hard. IDGAF if you...

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 20:11:00 -0500

I am shipping Holden and Mike Montgomery so hard. IDGAF if you judge. Aria can officiate their wedding in ten years.

Ooh yeah, Siobhan. Go hide behind the curtains while you watch...

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 02:59:00 -0500

Ooh yeah, Siobhan. Go hide behind the curtains while you watch your twin make out with your husband. Then spy on said sister in the shower. It just got normal, bitch!

Woooo Emily, get in there and tap that all night long ~~~ Look...

Thu, 02 Feb 2012 01:45:00 -0500

Woooo Emily, get in there and tap that all night long ~~~ Look at our pretty little liar getting some. :D

Imagine you are driving home on a rainy night…and suddenly...

Fri, 27 Jan 2012 03:30:00 -0500

Imagine you are driving home on a rainy night…and suddenly this jackass in front of you leaps out of his car, stops it in the middle of a busy intersection on a one-way street, and proceeds to make out with some teenage girl in an ugly jacket. OH YEAHHHH~~~

Oh my word, the Lucas and Hanna pairing (Lanna? Hucas?) is going...

Fri, 20 Jan 2012 13:34:00 -0500

Oh my word, the Lucas and Hanna pairing (Lanna? Hucas?) is going down faster than this sinking ship. There is no coming back after your love interest knocks you off a boat, accuses you of being a creepy serial killer, and discovers you have an undeveloped online gambling addiction storyline~~~